I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
its not stalking. its research.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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