people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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