That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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