We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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