I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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