Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
This couple is walking their pig around campus
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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