I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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