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Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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