i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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