I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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