Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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