I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize