you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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