Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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