He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
