At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
