so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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