My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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