is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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