this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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