At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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