this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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