I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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