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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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