I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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