Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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