Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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