what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
he fucked my hip out of place.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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