No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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