So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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