You're completely useless in the revolution.
My first STD was from a foam party
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
