This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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