he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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