Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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