Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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