So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Everclear isn't food dammit
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
