You just made me feel so damn special
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
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