if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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