Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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