is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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