That's intense
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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