is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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