Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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