I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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