Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We left an ass print on the piano.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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