So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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