oh god the rape fog is back!
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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