Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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