You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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