escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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