dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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