i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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